Tournament Icebreaker
Announcer: And now, what do our wonderful contestants have to say about their opponents?
Inuyasha vs. Goku
Inuyasha: *looks at name* Who the hell is this guy?
Goku: Where's the food bar? *ignores Inuyasha*
Sailor Moon vs. Misty
Sailor Moon: *laughs maniacally* I got a free trip to Pickleland! *oblivious to fine print about tournament*
Misty: *glances uneasily at Sailor Moon* ... Hi?
Ranma vs. Kyou
Ranma: HA HA HA! This'll be the easiest battle ever!
Kyou: What the fuck did you say? *steams*
Ash vs. Kagura
Ash: *gapes* What are you?
Kagura: [thinking] Why do I have to get the strange ones?
Miroku vs. Kaoru
Miroku: Will you bear my child?
Kaoru: *flustered* U-um, aren't we supposed to be beating each other up later?
Yugioh vs. Li
Yugioh: Where are your duel monster cards? *looks at Li skeptically* I bet mine are better! I have Dark Magician Girl!
Li: *gets out Lasin Board, confused* Do you mean the Clow Cards?
Ryouga vs. Edward Elric
Ryouga: Where am I?
Ed: Who are you, more like.
Naraku vs. Alphonse Elric (brother to above Elric)
Naraku: Kukuku... *listens to Linkin Park* You become a part of me... *laughs* This song suits me.
Al: Brother? My opponent is scaring me...
Kikyou vs. Link
Kikyou: ... *stares blankly at Link*
Link: ... *stares back*
Shippou vs. Lust
Shippou: *cries* I'm too young to die!
Lust: So was I, kid. *scares Shippou further*
Sango vs. Aoshi
Sango: Who are you?
Aoshi:That is not of your concern. *walks away to haunt someone he actually knows the name of*
Kouga vs. Sakura
Kouga: Hey, you're just a kid! *glares at announcer*
Sakura: And you're just a--erm...person with a skirt.
Kenshin vs. Kurama
Kenshin: I'm sure we can avoid this fight and settle our dispute peacefully... Oro?
Kurama: No way! I'm going to win...of course.
Sesshomaru vs. Tohru
Sesshomaru: Why am I even here? *walks away*
Tohru: W-wait! I just got here and--*Sesshoumaru keeps walking* Are you having fun? Oh, I think I made him mad...
Envy vs. Kagome
Envy: Meh. *goes to Ed*
Kagome: Wait, if we're not hunting down Naraku, then why aren't I in my world?
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